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Fuck, the Election. August 18, 2003

Posted by worldspectacle in Uncategorized.

Art Brown for Governor.

A businessman wakes up, hung over, in his hotel room. His shower a misery, he opens the curtain to find that he has no towels. Naked, he sets forth to find one. (Don’t ask, “why didn’t he use the sheets?” We don’t know.) This plot, coupled with a full exploration of the “rhetoric” of the word “fuck” and a few hundred yards of videotape, is the sole plank in Art Brown’s party platform.

As a friend said today, California is a state of 34 million people, many of them whackos. The barrier to entry was $3,500 and 64 signatures. And only 135 candidates are on the ballot?? There should be a lot more Art Browns. Sign of the severity of the recession that there aren’t.



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