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So near, yet so far out August 17, 2003

Posted by worldspectacle in Uncategorized.

Trek Thunder Kelley for Governor.

Trek, self-proclaimed “real artist,” is a resident of Venice, Miss Monica’s home town.

He “was in Vietnam.” To have seen any of the action that statement implies, he must have been on a pre-school field trip.

He’s “interacted with valets, bartenders, movie executives and High-Tech CEOs.” Did he shine shoes? Drive a cab? Work the sex trade?

He “holds a double B.A. degree from UCLA in International Economics and History, with a minor in Japanese. He lives modestly on the beach in Venice.” Subtext: O God, please don’t let me graduate and have to get a J-O-B.

“Who better” for governor, Trek Kelly asks, “than someone who has proven his dedication by wearing only blue, every minute of every day?”

And befitting a man who seemingly has made a life path from far misses and inaction, Trek’s favorite color is actually … brown.



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