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FELINE BROTHERHOOD CONDEMNS MUDSLINGING August 15, 2003

Posted by worldspectacle in Uncategorized.
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The Feline Brotherhood today accused supporters of the Georgy for Governor campaign of defaming their candidate, Bailey Blue, by ridiculing his posture and denigrating his attractiveness in comparison to that of a pair of thong panties owned by Georgy Russell.

“This is yet another case of outrageous mudslinging by one of Bailey’s jealous rivals,” stated an unnamed Feline Brotherhood spokesperson.

In response to what they term “baseless accusations,” the Feline Brotherhood have compiled a list of each candidate’s attributes, which are presented below:


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Figure 2.

By providing their comparative data to the public the Feline Brotherhood hope to end the rancor they believe has characterized the recall election from its beginning, said the spokesperson, adding, “I don’t wish to stoop to their level, but we haven’t seen any solid performance statistics coming from Miss Fancypants, now, have we?

PLEASE NOTE: This news briefing is taken directly from imaginary press releases and as such does not reflect the actual views of Miss Monica. It is for reading and enjoyment only, and strictly not worth getting riled up over.

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