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135 Candidates : 1 Miss Monica August 14, 2003

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Which is Scott A. Mednick?
We don’t know … you don’t care.

Miss Monica had thought to profile every candidate for the recall election in October. But there are 135 of them. There isn’t time. There isn’t space. There isn’t enough Prozac in the whole world.

Therefore Miss Monica will profile only those candidates who amuse her. Beginning with Scott A. Mednick, Business Executive from Calabasas, California, who is running for governor under the auspices of the ButtMonkey party. He says, “When your state is over $38 billion in debt there’s only one think to do… DRINK. Democratic Party, Republican Party, ButtMonkey Beer Party… Which party do you want to join? Send a ButtMonkey to Sacramento. It’s just business as usual.”


ButtMonkey: Official Brew of the California Recall Election.

Scott’s ButtMonkey website offers for sale his party’s eponymous brand of beer, and sadly concludes “There really is no hope, so have a Butt Monkey.”

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